An oldie but a goodie… well, OK, a good and stinky oldie:
Q: What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
A: A drunk doesn’t have to go to all those stupid meetings.
I have given so many apologies over the last few days, they are starting to ring hollow. I am hoping to avoid contact with friends as much as possible this weekend. I know this will be difficult especially with respect to those friends who live with me. Go out and enjoy your holiday. I am going out to enjoy mine.
With a bit of soda and lime thank you very much.
See you all in 2005!
